Diet plan for whom?

Joke of the year 2007. Guess for whom this diet plan is for ?

Avoid ice-cream and chocolate as well as fried and spicy stuff
Avoid tea and coffee
Cut back on sugar consumption
Be careful of over consumption as snacks
Do not have dinner later than 9 pm
Lay your hands off biryani
Lay your hands off red meat
Lay your hands off traditional Indian sweets
Lay your hands off butter
Lay your hands off Mayonnaise on sandwiches
Lay your hands off deep fried dishes with visible fat/oil
Lay your hands off creamy sauces
Lay your hands off sodas, unless diet, but 'water is still better'


You have the liberty to have "one free day per week where you can eat whatever you want"

OK - Check it out here and Laugh.