Why we lost 4-0 ?

Why did we lose to the Aussies  0 - 4?

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When the team left India on Dec 14th,  Saturn was at 23 degree ascent directly opposite to Mars at an elevation of 250 miles.  Sun was eyeing the Moon with anger at 18.5 and Mercury was at 0. Uranus which is the ruling planet for the team was sleeping since it was early hours !  

The Indian Management did not listen to the BCCI astrologer and went ahead with the plans to fly the cricketers out.  What a blunder!

The team flew out of Bombay sorry Mumbai,  which was on Earth's lowest elevation on that day.  It's well known that starting anything at that point would result in failure.

The team flew Air-India.  If you add up the digits for Air-India ( minus Hypen which is called Uchishma in Astrology )  it comes to 5 which is odd and very BAD.  The odds also played a big role in this series.

It was widely reported that several cricketers sneezed when the plane too off.  This is real..real bad omen.  The BCCI should have asked the ATC to immediately ground the plane.  And we all know what happened due to this.

Agreed that most cricketers wore yellow, black, green and red threads ( to name a few ) around their necks and wrists.  Laxman even wore a pre-historic wrist guard in Perth to see if it will help ( ignoring the stink of the aged guard ) !  Sehwag was looking at the Sun..but nothing worked.  Reason -  no matter what, this is a bad year for Indian cricket.  The Houses of Sun and Moon are rotten now, clearly white due to the recent whitewashes.

Unless BCCI cleans up the houses, Indian cricket is doomed for more failures!

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Our Astrologer's desk

Tomorrow - Astrological remedies for the One-days and T20s 

Bad Profession for me !

Bad Profession for me to be in -  Astrology / Psychic reading.  I failed miserably. I admit !

Silver lining though: One of my predictions - Ponting's performance, came out true.  What a series !   I wish him well !  I am a big fan of Ricky Ponting !

Same with Virat Kohli.  He did well, but he must learn to keep quiet and not care about what the crowd does or says.  He must worry about his game and always try 'Gandhi Karate'.  I mean..show the other cheek !

The weeds have to go - Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid and VVS Laxman.  They have done well ( Old Glory) , but it's time for them to go home and take care of other businesses .

I know VVS's resume has solid SAP skills along with Oracle, Teradata, DB2 etc. He can come over to US on a H1B.  Sachin can squeak in the commentary box and Dravid can be a charming talker and lecture kids about Walls, fences etc ! 

Dhoni must be fired.  Sehwag must be shifted to one day and 20 overs cricket.  Zaheer Khan for his stupid game in Adelaide Inning 1 must be dropped for a few games. 

BCCI has to be cleaned up - Srikkanth, Cement Srini and Co must be asked to leave !   A seasoned cricketer must be made the chief of BCCI.  Same with the selection panel.

The Indian team needs to clean the 'White Wash'.  We need young blood . We need quality young players in the team ..not 'Vinay Kumars'.  

Who will bell the cat?

The selectors and BCCI have no flesh on their butts and are a bunch of jokers !  

We need a Anna Hazare to try and cleanse Indian cricket.

Adelaide Test !

As I write this email -  Dravid and Tendulkar are playing in the middle.  I have a very strong feeling that both of them will score a 100  (at least!)

The test is headed for a draw or even a India Win.

Let's see!

Adelaide - Grandpa Paradise

Let me guess - It's going to be a draw.  Yes, I am predicting that  the Adelaide test is heading for a draw the way the pitch looks.

Gambhir-100, Sehwag 100,Sachin-200,VVS-100,Dravid-100,Kohli-100,Saha-100,Ashwin-100 !

On this kind pitch - even I can score a hundred.

Grandpas rule!

  They'll all play for another 10 years!

Adelaide Test

Indians go into Adelaide hoping to avoid the 4-0 whitewash.  The Aussies will be eager to whitewash the Indians.

History would probably repeat itself.  Grandpas in the brink of extinction would score and try to retain their places again !  I've seen this happen over and over again the last 20-30 years in Indian cricket.  

The press and the fans would say 'Look we told you...they still have stuff'.  

Somewhere, in some corner of India a deserving youngster would lose hope playing for the country !

I have a feeling Sachin would get his 100 here.