Monday, December 26, 2005

தத்துவம்

Courtesy: Jagan Lee

டிக்கட் வாங்கிட்டு உள்ள போறது
- CINEMA தியேட்டர்
உள்ள போயிட்டு டிக்கட் வாங்கறது
- OPERATION தியேட்டர்
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FILES நா உட்கார்ந்து பார்க்கணும்
PILES நா பார்த்து உட்காரணும்
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உலகம் தெரியாமல் வளர்ந்தால் - வெகுளி
CRICKET தெரியாமல் வளர்ந்தால் - GANGULY
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அடையார் ‘ஆனந்த பவன்’ கிளை
எங்க வேணும்னாலும் இருக்கலாம்
ஆனால்........
அடையார் ஆல மரம் கிளை
அங்க தான் இருக்கணும்
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அலை - கரை வரை வந்தால் பீச்சு
அலை - கரை தாண்டி வந்தா போச்சு
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அரிசி கொட்டினால் வேற அரிசி வாங்கலாம்
பல் கொட்டினால் வேற பல் வாங்கலாம்
ஆனால்....
தேள் கொட்டினால் வேற தேள்...வாங்க முடியாது!
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TRAIN எவ்வளவு வேகமா போனாலும்....
கடைசி பெட்டி கடைசியில தான் வரும்.....
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41 comments:

Unknown said...

vaayaala naainnu sollamudiyum aana
naayaala vaainnu sollamudiyumaa ?

:)

TJ said...

Thathuvam nu solradhu ellam thathu pithunu irukkaadhu,
Thathu pithunu solradhu ellam thathuvama irukkadhu.
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:)

KRTY said...

ha ha ! i got my share.. here goes.

Kaakka enna dhaan karuppa irundhaalum, adhu podara muttai Vellai dhaan..
Muttai enna dhaan vellaya irundhaalum, adhukkulla irukkara kakka karuppudhaan..

and here's some very good thathuvam.. that you can put on the main page..
"Nee evvlo periya danceraa irundhaalum, un saavukku unnala dance aada mudiyaadhu !! adhu dhaan vaazhkai :)"..

News from Prasanna said...

Pallu vizhudha Doctor kitta pogalam, Doctor vizhundha pallu kitta pogamudiyadhu

Inniku thoongina Nalaiku Ezhudirikalam, Aana Naaliku Thoongina Inniku Ezhudhirika mudiyadhu

Anonymous said...

switcha pottaa light eriyum...lighta pottaa swith eriyumaa? ;-))

Krish said...

Paduththundum poaththikkalaam
Poaththindum paduththukkalaam

(En vazhi Thanii vazhi)

:-)

kuttichuvaru said...

naanum sernthukkaren!!!

bus la namma erinaalum, bus namma mela erinaalum, ticket vaanga porathu namma thaan!!!

ambalaikku adi patta ambulance varum,
pombalaikku adipatta pombalance varuma?

bus la erarathu collector aave irunthaalum, mothal seat driver kku thaan!!!

Anonymous said...

some more thathuvams

Jagan said...

welcome back boss ...naan rendu naalu or le illai na ennanomo nadakuthu nattule :) ...godd tht u r back .

Chez said...

Yeah.. Have been hearing such funny ones lately... :-)

monu said...

how abt this?
got this via mail
"bus-satnd lendhu bus ponaalum, bus angeye thaan irukkum!
aana cycle ponaa, cycle-standum koodave pogum!"

Jo said...

Glad to see you back at blogging!

tt_giant said...

LOL!.. super post!

I was expecting some genius to comment thus: Thathuvam XXYY.. but paravaaliye.. naama theyrittom..

Nallavan said...

kelambitangaya kelambitanga

I am not said...

glad to see you back bloging.

here is mine.

bus pona stand kooda pogaathu, aana cycle pona stand koodave poidum

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tax aala aapu vecha binami
thanniyaala aapu vecha tsunami.

Ganesh said...

Naryanan
Super Adara sakkai ;)
Kunfukku bruce lee
lollukku Jagan Leea ? ;)

Ram said...

My addition:
Cell phone la balance illana call panna mudiyaadhu
Manushanukku Call illana balance panna mudiyadhu.....

Anonymous said...

here some more:
thanneera thanninnu sollalaam...aanaa, panneera panninnu solla mudiyadhu.
mandayila pottaa, adhu dye,
mandaya pottaa, nee - die.

Sriks said...

funny!...
and Ram - good one :)

Matt said...

Paalkova paalla irunthu pannalam,
Rasagulla-va rasathula irunthu pannamudiyathu.
I got a SMS like this. Ippollam Thathuvam-nu sollittu makkal kadikkuraanga ;-)

Anonymous said...

Teapot la irunthu tea kudikalaam ,aana
potty la irunthu tea kudikamudiyaathu !

Anonymous said...

If Rahul Dravid is wall of India,
Ganguly is a big hole in the wall.

Narayanan Venkitu said...

This is amazing.!! Never expected so many thathuvams.!! There is enough collection to publish a book !! Thank you all :)

Anonymous said...

Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai,
naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!! :-)

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Sundaresan - LOL :) Engeyo poyteenga.!!

Pesamal online music album madhiri Online Thathuvam album onnu pannalamonnu thondrugiradhu.!!!

Priya Bhaskaran said...

I had a good laugh after reading your Thathuvam. Visting your site for the first time. It was a great pleasure reading your blog:)

Amrita said...

pity, i cannot comment

Divya said...

aayiram thaan irundhalum aayirathu onnu thaan perisu...

thunbam varum pogum
inbam varum pogum
panam varum pogum
pugal varum pogum'
anaa AIDS varum , pogathu

Jeevan said...

Wellcome back to blogging Friend. nice jokes, 1st one is super.

Anonymous said...

10 ambilingai munnadi nee pona nee top naina ma
10 ambilingai un pennadi pona nee top nainu ma

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Priya - Welcome and thank you for your thoughts.
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Amrita - I apologize...will lose the fun..if its translated to English
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Jeevan - Thanks my friend
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Divya - Aids thathuvam :) Funny!
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Don - LOL :)

Shiv said...

aiyayo..neengalumaaa

Nallavan said...

ippo en pangu:

7 parampariku ukkandhu saapida kaasu irundhalum, fast food kadaila ninnukittudhaan saapidanum.

Ennathan Nerrupu koliya irunthalum, Avicha muttaiya podathye!!!! Idhu than ulagam

Mad Max said...

huh...despite living in chennai for 25 years..tamizh padikatheriyahtee...so i guess i have no clise whats happenin here

Raju said...

I thought u are still taking a break.. didnt realize that you are back, that too in full form.. Catching up with ur posts... Kavithai ellam arumai.. Jo arumaiya paadiyirukkaaru..

Thathuvam ellaam kalakkal.. oru quick thathuvam:

Kadal meley kappal ponaa sorgham..
Kappal meley kadal ponaa sorghamo naragamo..

Jaggy said...

Hello Venkitu Saar
This has caught like widfire lately. I get atleast 10 such fwds a day...

Smile at the Past with Pride and Grace
Live each today with Joy and Verve
Look at every tommorrow with Hope And Faith
This year may all your efforts be rewarded
and all your dreams come true
Wishing U a Happy New Year

Adaengappa !! said...

Englishkaaran kitta naan English-la pesalaam,aana
Englishkaaran enkitta Tamil-la pesa mudiyaathu !

LOL ...

Happy New year Greetings !!

Anu said...

wow..good collection. en pangukku idho innum rendu thathuvam :)

Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.

Vaayala “naai” nu Solla mudiyum
aana…
Naayaala “Vaai” nu solla mudiyuma ???

Ananthoo said...

thathuva mazhai pozhinjuteengaley pa..ellarum..
thx for the intro venkitu!
a nice crowd and happy comments..

Anonymous said...

oh this is great!
absolutely funny!
ellarum kalakureenga machee!
good going!

Anonymous said...

velai vettiya pakkama vetti velai pakkara velaikkaranga velanjadha charitrame illai-nu sonnadhu andha kalam.
ana vetti velai panninaalum velai vettileyum palichunu pragasikkara pasangala encourage pannardhu indha kalam.
thanks! romba aruthuttena, sorry guys. enakku romba thathuva gnanam poradhu. vunga influencela try panniye aganumnu deicde panni edho sollitten.