Political Roundup from India

A well known watch dog movement (LOLLOL - as in dogs barking) headed by Dobberman Dhamu filed a public interest litigation against the President Kiruba Shankar today, for his April Fool joke about resigning his position.

The petition says that the highest ranking official shouldn't fool the public like this. No comments from the President so far.

Here are some other Political gossips:

The entire party is talking about how Kiruba's influence is seen on SuperStar Rajini in his latest film. Kiruba's connection with the US Consulate officials, made him become friends with the CEO of Wrigley's the big Chewing Gum maker. It is rumoured that Kiruba influenced Rajini to chew Gum rather than smoke.!!...which looks like Rajini has done in the entire movie 'Chandramukhi'.

There is another side to this story. Some say that Sri.Kichami and his wife (Personal advisors to the PM and the President) are responsible for this but no confirmations yet.


PM Chakra - To ensure the proper functioning of the airline industry sent his mother on a flight to New Delhi. Though the official statement issued from the PM's office claims it was a regular visit, our reporter quotes high level officials saying, it is actually to check the Industry. The airline industry is shaken up and is worried about the statement that the PM's Mom is planning an International trip later this year.

Capriciously Me aka CM, was summoned to the Prime Minister's office when he started posting comments about his interest on the 'Railway Minister's Post'. Our reporter adds that the PM warned CM to first post something on his own Website before posting comments on other websites. The PM also added that if things like this continue, he'd be forced to appoint CM as the Ambassador to USA, which would result in CM being eligible only to Hoist the Indian tricolor on special occasions. A big group of people stood outside CM's home demanding his true identity. Some shouted he is Trans-sexual! Looks like everyone wants to see who this CM is ( Always in a Mask of a lady).

Saranyan and JaganLee - The senior party officials are a bit unhappy about these two watching the movie 'ChandraMukhi' and writing about it rather than doing Public Service. There are rumours floating around regarding their links to Superstar Rajinikanth which made them do this. Some senior party members are unhappy that they are biased about Rajini. Why not review 'Mumbai Express too ? ' asked Amritha while she was travelling to Bombay on her way to her new job. Someone reminded about ME also getting into this list by talking about the movie. Our reporter says that Praveen has also joined the list of 'Chandramukhi' reviewers.

Kay - He has been widely praised by all the senior members including the PM for his breaking the barrier and trying to become friends with Oriental Women ( sometimes clueless which country they are from). 'This will improve India's trade elations with the Far East' said the PM and advised the other party members to do the same. ( Air Japan / China / Phillipines etc..etc..were sold out for the entire month after this news came out - All taken by aspiring party men)

Freeyavedu - Has been warned to continue with his good work and not be too ecstatic on winning awards. Looks like Finance is still for him, he has to earn it thru some good public interest posts. Of late he is seen organising meeting with party men/women/family and posting them for public viewing which is good.

Praveen - Though his looks will take him places, the PM warned him not be worried about trivial things like Pam Anderson etc. coming to his site via advertisements. He has been asked to look at the bigger picture ( not of actresses) of the Indian cultural affairs !

Sudarshan - The PM warned him to respect all senior members. Sudharshan's comment on Narayanan's age ( Post - Bose Music review) triggered this comment from the PM. Sudharshan was not available for comments as he was busy organizing a Guitar concert this weekend.

Adaengappa - He is criticized for his picture on Rajinikanth. The CM warned him that these things don't help the public in anyway and asked him to lead by example.

The Last Blogger - He has been asked to come to the Present and not think about concerts etc. in his home town. The CM hinted to him that he is fine but for all these nostalgia.!

Twin-Gemini - His recent post on the BPO Scam earned him a lot of praises. Looks like he will be put incharge of Homeland Security for India. By the way the acronynm for this dept. is PEPPERSPRAY. Twin-Gemini said that he would be very happy to head this dept. but wondered if his TWIN would be his secondary.

Harish - The President himself has sent a letter about the Haiku on Chalupa. Looks like he likes is a lot too ( Chalupa ). Not sure of CM's reaction. The Public feel that he can do better things than experiencing GAS related issues.

Thennavan - He has been requested not to become too emotional about personal things ( like parents going to India etc.). People aspiring for higher positions should stay strong - said a senior party official.

Finally - Leading South Indian actor KamalHassan was seen getting out of the PM's office trying to sell his latest film Mumbai Xpress. Our sources tell that there have been no takers for this film and no reviews so far by any party member. Unfortunetly thanks to Kamal's authentic/pure tamil...neither the President nor the PM understood what he said.!!