Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Chinese for Dummies

After reading Kay's experience today, I thought I'll help the younger generation of men, trying to date Oriental Women.

So, here you go and remember my paypal account in case you end up having a wonderul date.

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes

1) That's not right ........................................ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ...................................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ................................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ..........................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ....................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .............................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight .................................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .................... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ..................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great.........................................Fa Kin Su Pah

24 comments:

Adaengappa !! said...

Xie xie ..
fei seung chi do jeh ....

Narayanan Venkitu said...

adengappa, Chee poh...!

Adaengappa !! said...

Hello Sir,
Naan chinese-la thankyou sonnen..
anyways..that was a funny reply

Kay said...

Ohhhhh Nethikki intha post pottu iruntheeengana vivarama padichitu poi oru kalaku kalaki irupen. Just miss aaayiduchi :)

Semma funny Sir English to chinese translation.
Athula enaku pidichathu
"Stupid Man ...........Dum Fuk"

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Kay, The next time you go out doing these things...please tell me first.!!

Adaengappa - Nahn chinese la - Chee poh sonnnaen!!!

Me said...

** hello sir mukiyamandha solla marandhutengalay "I LOVE U"

** adhoda chinese mookala dhan pesanam :)

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Me - trick of the trade...! Talk everything else..!! using my dictionary..!! and then she'll tell you 'I love you' in Chinese.!! You just have to repeat it.!!!

Kay said...

"then she'll tell you 'I love you' in Chinese.!! You just have to repeat it.!!!"


LOL :)))

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Kay,
Another Short Cut - Watch the body language, watch her eyes, ..edhavudhu...ching..tu ling..nu soonah......
gabalnu....indha oor stylela 'Me Too' nnu sollidu.!! Simple.!!!!

Kay said...

Oru vela ava naaan "rest room porenu" ava solli iruntha vambu aayidum Sir :)

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Adhukku dhan mma...Body Language..
Kai..kal...udambu..kan...ellam gavanikkanum!!!

Oru velai ellam panni miss aittal...'me too'...nnu....Bathroomkku koodavae poittu...seruppadi vanga vendiyadhu dhan.!!!

Krish said...

I have one more to add:

May I kiss you? - Me Yu Chu Chu? :-)

Freeyavedu said...

tat waz fun nee.

Krish said...

I should have said ich ich but that is not chinese, is it? :-)

Me said...

Inniya Puthandu Nall Vazhtukal

Kay said...

Iniya puthaaandu nalvaaalthukal

Prabha said...

Fa Kin Su Pah
:)

Chakra said...

anegama idha padichuttu Kay adi vanga poradhu nichayam..

Harish said...

And when u go on a romantic date to the Leaning tower of Pisa and she asks "wat tat called?"

U look all intellectual (if u wear specs, remember to remove it and bite on one end), take a deep breath, and say "saanjikichi!" :)

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Folks , Quick Comment, I spoke to my friend from Taiwan and found out these words. Remember this is Authentic Chinese!

I LOVE YOU - WOH AHI NYEE..!!

I HATE YOU, RUN AWAY - WOH HUNN NYEE, TZO KAHAI..!!

I WANT TO PEE - WOH SHANG YAOH NYAV NYAV..!!

saranyan r said...

chinese paadam nadathareengala, illa kaadhal paadam nadathareengala :)

kay, paathukko machi, unna naasthi aakka sadhi nadakkuthu :)

sirippu thaangala, unga comment ellam paarthu...

Narayanan Venkitu said...

Folks,
Iniya Puthandu Vazhthukkal for all of you.!

Saranyan - I am LOL here..myself seeing all the comments.!

Jagan - Thanks for the wishes. Wish you the same as well.

Harish - LOL - Reading
Sanjikichi!!!

Chakra - I think so too..Wondering what happened..to Kay.!!

Me/Prabha/Kay - Puthandu Vazhthukkal.!! Su Pah...Puthandu Vazhtukkal.!!

Venkat - Endha Padathulama? Indha Chinese Dialog?

G.Vampire - Chooh..Chooh..Chee..Chee..All are same.!!!

Freeyavedu / Thennavan - Puthandu Vazhthukkal.!

Twin-Gemini said...

Do you know how they pronounce Fried Rice? --- "Flied Lice".

Narayanan Venkitu said...

TG - Yeah...! LOL.. :)