** Breaking News **

August – 15 - 2020

New Delhi

Prime Minister ‘Chakra’ sworn in. ‘Beginning of a New Generation’ his first words.


In a colorful ceremony here at the Rashtrapathi Bhavan, Mr. Chakkrapani aka. Chakra was formerly sworn in today as the Prime Minister of India.

He took the oath of confidence before the President. Mr. Kiruba Shankar.

As this goes to press, the list of Ministers is not known but here are some possible choices.

Mr. Sudharshan

His passion to work for the people came to light thanks to his blog titled ‘ Water ‘. Even though he has a Devil’s Workshop his blogs cover some important topics on India.

Mr. Kay

For his frequent missions with his friends J,K,L,M,N to address public issues..! . Mr.Kay said, that Vennai …his conscience played a big role in his decision to jump into Politics.

Mr. Freeyavedu

Strongly favored for Finance. He told reporters later that his name might be Freeyavedu, but he won’t give anything free. He says that in the next year India’s Budget Deficit will be 0.

Mr. Praveen

Favored for Minister for Cultural affairs, thanks to his good looks with dark glasses. ( He later went to dinner with a big group of Bollywood actresses )

Mr. Adeyengappa

For showing the world how surprised he can be for just about anything. He is favoured for Home Ministry for his affiliation to Tamil which is considered one of the oldest Languages in India.

Mr. Saranyan

For his interest in wide-ranging topics and for showing the world what white noise is. His interest in Global Warming etc. prove beyond doubt that he is fit to be the Minister of Science and Technology.

Mr. Jagan Lee

Favored for Minister of Sports and Martial Arts. He told reporters that his name suggests that he has the Martial arts blood running in him.

Mr. The Last Blogger

Strongly favored for Minister for Cultural Heritage – For living by example and showing to the world the various customs of Hindu Marriage via his Wedding Invitation.

Mr. Me

The crowd went ga..ga..over this man for his simplicity and for having all the the names of his colleagues in his forehead.

Mr. Twin Gemini

For telling the world that one is nothing two is something…and Twins are great.

Mr. Thennavan

For his links to Superstars and their ashram visits. Maybe made Minister of Religion.

Prime Minister Chakra spoke to reporters after his meeting and said that his decision to come back to India from UK was simple – To serve the Country of his Birth . He said that he used to be a big fan of Southern stars Gajendra fame Vijayakanth and Mr. Vijaya T. Rajendar. Ex-cricketer Kapil Dev was with the Prime Minister who later accompanied him for Dinner.

President Kiruba Shankar in his speech said that he’d like to organize just about anything to get the Politician world together. He said he would like to spend his own money in buying food and drinks for all those who came to his house in South Park. ( He had a big group of friends and prominent among them were some Ex-US-Consulate Officers ).

Commenting on Chakra, Sri. Kichami mentioned that the Vibrations in Mr. Chakkrapani’s name did the Magic and quoted Cheiro and his works on Numerology.

Narayanan immediately spoke up and mentioned that there was nothing in the Name and it important that the Prime Minister look into eradicating the Superstitious beliefs of India.

Conspicuously absent were Thinker Amrita and Capriciously Me , who took off due to Health reasons and sent their wishes via email.

Our reporter ran out of time couldn't catch up with the other bright prospects before they went to a nearby South Indian restaurant for Dinner.

Party Members of the 'Bloggers Everywhere Group - India' aka BEGIN were seen everywhere in their colorful costumes.